I feel the need today to join Gigi at KludgyMom for Friday Flip-offs. It’s just been that kind of week.
This is day 3 or 4 (I already lost track. So what?) of my transition from Blogger to WordPress. My site traffic is way down and so are comments. I think I lost all of my RSS subscribers. I just installed a plugin that may have fixed it, but I have little faith. Please let me know if you are a subscriber and you see this post in your dashboard/reader/inbox. To all things internet and blog-related. FLIP OFF.
It’s hot and we do not have air conditioning. Therefore, we must sleep with the windows wide open to avoid suffocation by the heat. To the loud, disrespectful people in my neighborhood either screaming or cruising by in your cadillac with deafening music and/or a thundering bass. I know we live in the city, across from a park and it’s occasionally noisy, but this is absolutely ridiculous. You have ruined my sleep the past two nights. Ruined. I am now sick. My baby is sick. FLIP OFF.
Like I said, it’s hot and we do not have air conditioning. We also sleep on the third floor of a townhouse and as you know, heat rises. To global warming. FLIP OFF.
Our AppleTV has decided to randomly restart in the middle of the night, about once a week, and the start-up music is extremely loud and alarming. It sounds like God has appeared in our living room. It’s NOT a pleasant way to be woken up. In fact, it’s downright scary and leaves my heart racing. Yet another impediment to my precious sleep. Not to mention that you deleted all of our music the last time we ran a software update. To the finicky AppleTV. FLIP OFF.
To this cold that is leaving my baby with a rather violent cough and runny nose. I hate you and I have no idea where you came from. FLIP OFF.
To the Elderberry extract that I bravely imbibe every 3-4 hours in hopes that it will get into my breastmilk and help Giovanna to get better. You are positively vile and if you don’t help…FLIP OFF.
Ok, I’m done and I feel better. Thanks for listening.